Post by Prozac on Dec 1, 2007 14:48:00 GMT -5
The scene opens up inside the halls of another sold out arena, playing host to that evening’s edition of Underground assault. Glancing around, we can see a long hallway with white walls that stretch as far as the eye can see. The main focus of the scene is a wooden door with a gold name plate on it. The name plate reads Prozac. At the sign of the name the fans from inside the arena who are seeing this on the Tron go crazy for one of their fan favorite superstars. Standing in front of the camera is a long-haired brunette women holding a microphone by her side in her left hand. She is known to XVI fans as Rita Skeeter, their resident interviewer. Alot of male cheers and whistles can be heard for this beauty. She is wearing a very tight top that shows just enough cleavage to make men drool, and a skirt so short it would give men hardons.
She is smiling happily and she raises her left hand and knocks on the door lightly creating three low tapping sounds. A moment later the door opens and there is the man himself, Prozac smiling cheerfully as always. The fans can be heard yelling louder now. He is dressed in his ring attire and looks ready and focused which is nothing new. He looks Rita up and down eyeing every inch of her amazing body and likes what he sees. Her cheeks turn a light shade of red as she blushes knowing she is being checked out.
Prozac
Hey babe.
Prozac puts his left arm around her waist and pulls her close to him as he stands in the door way. She giggles excepting his embrace.
Rita Skeeter
Hey Rob, you look a little sore, is it from the Cage match at Eye of the Storm?
Prozac
No, there was this girl last night and let me tell you how wild she was...YES IT IS BECAUSE OF THE CAGE MATCH!
He snarled back.
Prozac
Let me tell you, it was a great match, a hell off a match and yes I lost. I have lost before, you don't let it stop you, you move on. Justin Evans I have all the respect in the world for you. That's why when I say this I mean it...congratulations.
His gaze was focused on the lens of the camera and his tune was calm and sincere as if he waas speaking to Evans face to face.
Prozac
But Justin Evans don't even think for a second that I am done with you. My sights are still set on that universal championship. Now Justin Evans you should fear the fact that I am coming for you, but there is something you should fear even more then that. Do you know what that is?
His question lingered and the fans in the arena quieted down as their attention and curiosity was captured. Prozac then turned his head ninety degrees to face Rita.
Prozac
Rita do you know what that is?
Rita Skeeter
No, I don't.
She shakes her head from side to side as she replies, its easy to tell her curiosity was struck too just like everyone else listening. Prozac then locks her eyes back on the camera.
Prozac
Well Justin let me tell you what you should be afraid of. And no its not the fact that you are still a virgin, don't worry your secret is safe with me. No you have to fear...the curse.
You can hear some chatter from the crowd pick up in the stands and Rita squints her eyes as she looks puzzled.
Rita Skeeter
The curse?
Prozac
Yes, the curse.
The dumbfounded expression on her face doesn't leave and the taking from the fans keeps going. This appears to be another Med statement that will lead into a joke like normally.
Rita Skeeter
What curse are you talking about?
Prozac
Why the champion curse of cause.
Rita Skeeter
I'm not sure I follow you.
Prozac
Rita come on think about it. Every World champ, Universal champ XVI has had has up and vanished. Johnny Mental, when he lost the title he was never heard from again. Szaban and Jihad, after their little war for the title...gone. Jordan Glass...gone. Genocide, poof. Calaz just lost the title and he is god knows where. Its like XVI people take the losing man, drag them out back and Karate chop them to death.
Some laughter can now be heard from the crowd, but an eerie feeling fills the air...Prozac is right. Even Rita's eyes widen a little bit in a shocked, but acknowledging manner.
Prozac
Don't tell me I am the only one who thought of that. I mean that's not good if you are going into a match that you don't even know the details of. Do Thor and Jason even know? I mean by all rights I should let Thor win hoping he will go on to beat Evans, making Evans vanish, then I should go beat Thor and have him vanish and kill two birds with one stone.
Prozac chuckles lightly.
Prozac
I cant believe they are going into a match and they have no idea what they are fighting for. They are fighting for a chance to get the curse put on them. Why would they do that being Karate chopped to death does not sound fun.
The crowd is heard laughing again even though he is being serious.
Prozac
But I guess this is to be expected with Jason Morbid being a rookie and Thor is probably wearing his mystic cloak that gives him plus ten to luck which I guess he thinks can protect him from the curse.
This time the crowd laughs as does Prozac and Rita is trying to hide a laugh to keep professional.
Rita Skeeter
What about you Prozac, aren't you afraid of the curse?
Prozac
Absolutely not, Rita you should know I am not afraid of anything. The fact is once I win the Universal title, they are going to have to kill me to get it away from me. But enough about the Universal title and the curse, lets talk about right now, tonight, my match. In a few minutes my music will hit, the fans will jump to their feet and chant my name. Another brutal showdown will take place in that ring. A Triple Threat match featuring the longest running XVI superstar Thor, the brand new edition to XVI Jason Morbid, and the sexiest man to ever set foot in the XVI ring, Prozac, me. It all comes down to this, three warriors fighting to be number one contender. Thor claiming he is the most deserving, Morbid wanting to start off big, and me trying to get what is rightfully mine. Thor's plans, Morbid's dreams are just cases of illness, which there is one cure for. It is time for them to take their Meds.
Scene goes to break.
She is smiling happily and she raises her left hand and knocks on the door lightly creating three low tapping sounds. A moment later the door opens and there is the man himself, Prozac smiling cheerfully as always. The fans can be heard yelling louder now. He is dressed in his ring attire and looks ready and focused which is nothing new. He looks Rita up and down eyeing every inch of her amazing body and likes what he sees. Her cheeks turn a light shade of red as she blushes knowing she is being checked out.
Prozac
Hey babe.
Prozac puts his left arm around her waist and pulls her close to him as he stands in the door way. She giggles excepting his embrace.
Rita Skeeter
Hey Rob, you look a little sore, is it from the Cage match at Eye of the Storm?
Prozac
No, there was this girl last night and let me tell you how wild she was...YES IT IS BECAUSE OF THE CAGE MATCH!
He snarled back.
Prozac
Let me tell you, it was a great match, a hell off a match and yes I lost. I have lost before, you don't let it stop you, you move on. Justin Evans I have all the respect in the world for you. That's why when I say this I mean it...congratulations.
His gaze was focused on the lens of the camera and his tune was calm and sincere as if he waas speaking to Evans face to face.
Prozac
But Justin Evans don't even think for a second that I am done with you. My sights are still set on that universal championship. Now Justin Evans you should fear the fact that I am coming for you, but there is something you should fear even more then that. Do you know what that is?
His question lingered and the fans in the arena quieted down as their attention and curiosity was captured. Prozac then turned his head ninety degrees to face Rita.
Prozac
Rita do you know what that is?
Rita Skeeter
No, I don't.
She shakes her head from side to side as she replies, its easy to tell her curiosity was struck too just like everyone else listening. Prozac then locks her eyes back on the camera.
Prozac
Well Justin let me tell you what you should be afraid of. And no its not the fact that you are still a virgin, don't worry your secret is safe with me. No you have to fear...the curse.
You can hear some chatter from the crowd pick up in the stands and Rita squints her eyes as she looks puzzled.
Rita Skeeter
The curse?
Prozac
Yes, the curse.
The dumbfounded expression on her face doesn't leave and the taking from the fans keeps going. This appears to be another Med statement that will lead into a joke like normally.
Rita Skeeter
What curse are you talking about?
Prozac
Why the champion curse of cause.
Rita Skeeter
I'm not sure I follow you.
Prozac
Rita come on think about it. Every World champ, Universal champ XVI has had has up and vanished. Johnny Mental, when he lost the title he was never heard from again. Szaban and Jihad, after their little war for the title...gone. Jordan Glass...gone. Genocide, poof. Calaz just lost the title and he is god knows where. Its like XVI people take the losing man, drag them out back and Karate chop them to death.
Some laughter can now be heard from the crowd, but an eerie feeling fills the air...Prozac is right. Even Rita's eyes widen a little bit in a shocked, but acknowledging manner.
Prozac
Don't tell me I am the only one who thought of that. I mean that's not good if you are going into a match that you don't even know the details of. Do Thor and Jason even know? I mean by all rights I should let Thor win hoping he will go on to beat Evans, making Evans vanish, then I should go beat Thor and have him vanish and kill two birds with one stone.
Prozac chuckles lightly.
Prozac
I cant believe they are going into a match and they have no idea what they are fighting for. They are fighting for a chance to get the curse put on them. Why would they do that being Karate chopped to death does not sound fun.
The crowd is heard laughing again even though he is being serious.
Prozac
But I guess this is to be expected with Jason Morbid being a rookie and Thor is probably wearing his mystic cloak that gives him plus ten to luck which I guess he thinks can protect him from the curse.
This time the crowd laughs as does Prozac and Rita is trying to hide a laugh to keep professional.
Rita Skeeter
What about you Prozac, aren't you afraid of the curse?
Prozac
Absolutely not, Rita you should know I am not afraid of anything. The fact is once I win the Universal title, they are going to have to kill me to get it away from me. But enough about the Universal title and the curse, lets talk about right now, tonight, my match. In a few minutes my music will hit, the fans will jump to their feet and chant my name. Another brutal showdown will take place in that ring. A Triple Threat match featuring the longest running XVI superstar Thor, the brand new edition to XVI Jason Morbid, and the sexiest man to ever set foot in the XVI ring, Prozac, me. It all comes down to this, three warriors fighting to be number one contender. Thor claiming he is the most deserving, Morbid wanting to start off big, and me trying to get what is rightfully mine. Thor's plans, Morbid's dreams are just cases of illness, which there is one cure for. It is time for them to take their Meds.
Scene goes to break.