Post by The Ayster on Dec 7, 2007 13:56:28 GMT -5
The camera zooms into a dressing room door, it slowly revolves to the top of the door and the reflection bounces off the camera lens as the golden laidened name of The Ayster reflects on the screen to a round of boos by the electric crowd in the arena. Standing nervously at the door stands XVI Backstage interviewer Rita Skeeter.
The reason why she is nervous is quite unbeknown as she is an experienced interviewer but The Ayster is something else, he has a real presence though their appeared to be more than meets the eye as far as this relationship could be concerned.
The door creaks open and Rita edges through the door, the cameraman following closely behind. A faint voice can be heard echoing from what appears to be the bathroom. Rita stops to turn to the camera and the cameraman bounces into her in what was an unexpected collision. Rita was looking agitated and annoyed as it looked like the cameraman has copped a feel.
Rita, seemingly having forgotten what she was for saying, closes in on the bathroom. The distinct voice of The Ayster is heard clearly
The asstar? THE ASSTAR!? Who the hell does this kid think he is? I mean, I am the...
Ayster suddenly pauses mid sentence
I think I hear something, I will call you back.
Ayster comes out of the bathroom and Rita jumps back like a kid being caught stealing from a sweet shop. Ayster stares at her with a serious expression before smiling cockily and approaching Rita. As candidly as you like, Ayster puts his arm around her bare shoulder.
Well if it isn’t Rita Skeeter, I’ve not seen you since that night in Vegas and I know I didn’t return your calls but The Aysters got places to be baby and you are an interviewer? Well that explains the 1001 questions you asked me but you said you were a ...
Rita: Ladies and gentleman, my guest at this time is The Ayster!
Ayster laughs at Rita swiftly moving the conversation on and he takes his arm off her shoulder and begins to pace the room.
Rita: So Ayster, we managed to catch the end of a conversation you were having on the phone there so I assume that you saw Jason Morbids segment there.
Ayster, now stood vertical in the one spot seems unbemused.
First things first, I don’t care who you are but you do not walk into the room of The Ayster when he is in the bathroom, I could have been naked or anything in there and well had you not been careful I could have poked your eye out!
Rits expression suggests that Ayster was not far wrong in that elaborate statement made.
Secondly, yes I was watching and well quite frankly Rita I find this Morbid guy exactly what his names suggests, he is morbidly freaky. I mean is this guy incapable of coming out to the ring and talking, I mean everytime I see him he is chatting up Robert Sniper and * Ayster laughs* Robert Sniper, did you see me last week Rita? I kicked his ass good and proper, he won’t mess with The Ayster again! And yeah this Morbid freak. I will give him credit, he goes to alot of effort, setting an alarm to go off, laying naked in his bed, sitting on it in nothing but his boxers I mean seriously what the hell? Who is this guy? Notice how he was waking up alone though I guess his male buddy has slipped out during the night and no not the condom! But he must have to go elsewhere to get satisfied!
Rita is clearly amused but is trying to maintain some sort of professionalism as she holds the microphone intently.
Jason Morbid, what you need to realise is people do not want to see you getting up in the morning, putting on your clothes, looking at your phone, whatever the hell you were doing, its just plain weird. I mean seriously! Get a life man! I did like what you said though, it was amusing to me it really was, the fact that anyone does not know who The Ayster is, well, it is just laughable! The Ayster is a phenomenon, a global superstar, Tiger Woods? Who is he? David Beckham? Never heard of him. Floyd Mayweather? Ha, hes getting his ass whopped by Hatton. Everyone knows who The Ayster is, he is the former well actually current PCW champion, its complicated, he took that company to new heights, he has given many women great delights and if your not careful, I will dish out last rites! Enough of the rhymes, I’m sorry, Ayster likes to do that from time to time.
Rita: Yeah, I noticed..
The fact of the matter is this Jason, because just in case you had forgotten let The Ayster refresh your memory. Last week, on Underground Attitude, The Ayster, he made a statement! You see, Aysters not come here to simply make up the numbers, I am here to bring up the ratings, a record high I might add for my debut last week. I am here to win gold and I want that Universal title but The Ayster he is smart, I know to get there I need to take out the competition until there is no-one left but one and thats The Ayster!
Rita: Well Ayster, we all know how big a superstar you are but this Jason is 19 years old and he is eager and willing to make it to the very top and do you think that perhaps you may be the perfect stepping stone for Jason Morbid to make it to the top?
A stepping stone? Well true if you compete with The Ayster then your stock automatically rises but no-one takes advantage of The Ayster. Last week I slapped the taste right out of Morbids mouth, he got a cheap shot in on me but then I was all over him and though it wasn’t seen by the camera as we battled up the crowd but I destroyed him back there and I will do it again this week! You know ever since the match was announced, The Ayster has been thinking, just what match can he come up with to beat Morbid with again come Payback? And you know what Morbid? The Ayster came up with the perfect match but I won’t spoil the surprise for you, you will find that out when you are broken on the mat after I pin your ass 1.....2.....3!!
Ayster now begins to walk away from Rita, who seems confused as to whether thats her cue to leave or not. Ayster heads over to the oak made cupboard and slowly pulls out two glasses, the clattering of the glass sounding out amongst the silence of the room. Ayster proceeds to take out a bottle of tequila and Ritas face is etched with perplexion as to what The Ayster is doing. He pours about a quarter up the glass with the tequila and proceeds to do the same in the other.
Here Rita, you loved this stuff in Vegas.
Rita: You know I can’t drink on the job
Ha, your rat assed every night of the week! Come on, don’t be a wimp, just down it.
Rita, with a point to prove, takes the glass, raising it cautiously to her mouth, she takes a sniff and looks at Ayster who smiles at her and signals with his hands a downing motion. Rita lowers the glass, before in a swift motion downs the tequila.
Thats my Rita right there, you take a breather there after all your hard work tonight.
Rita places herself on the leather sofa and Ayster shakes his head in amusement before a serious expression etches onto his face.
Jason Morbid, this may be all fun and games but when you step into the ring with The Ayster, there will be no laughter, only tears of pain and seeps of blood from your broken body. You don’t need to research me Morbid, I am quite cut and dry, I step in the ring, I kick your ass and I walk out of the ring again. You see, The Ayster is here to go to the top of this business once again and a puny 19 year old is not going to stand in my way. So you can do all the little weird freaky naked little segments that you want. And the next time your alarm rings, have a look at it and get used to it as that is the sound that will be ringing in your ear when The Ayster knocks your block off and then you can be certain of what time it is.................It’s AYSTER TIME!!!!!!
Ayster lifts up the glass and knocks back the tequila and the camera zooms out as the door closes within the room of The Ayster as XVI cuts to commercial.
The reason why she is nervous is quite unbeknown as she is an experienced interviewer but The Ayster is something else, he has a real presence though their appeared to be more than meets the eye as far as this relationship could be concerned.
The door creaks open and Rita edges through the door, the cameraman following closely behind. A faint voice can be heard echoing from what appears to be the bathroom. Rita stops to turn to the camera and the cameraman bounces into her in what was an unexpected collision. Rita was looking agitated and annoyed as it looked like the cameraman has copped a feel.
Rita, seemingly having forgotten what she was for saying, closes in on the bathroom. The distinct voice of The Ayster is heard clearly
The asstar? THE ASSTAR!? Who the hell does this kid think he is? I mean, I am the...
Ayster suddenly pauses mid sentence
I think I hear something, I will call you back.
Ayster comes out of the bathroom and Rita jumps back like a kid being caught stealing from a sweet shop. Ayster stares at her with a serious expression before smiling cockily and approaching Rita. As candidly as you like, Ayster puts his arm around her bare shoulder.
Well if it isn’t Rita Skeeter, I’ve not seen you since that night in Vegas and I know I didn’t return your calls but The Aysters got places to be baby and you are an interviewer? Well that explains the 1001 questions you asked me but you said you were a ...
Rita: Ladies and gentleman, my guest at this time is The Ayster!
Ayster laughs at Rita swiftly moving the conversation on and he takes his arm off her shoulder and begins to pace the room.
Rita: So Ayster, we managed to catch the end of a conversation you were having on the phone there so I assume that you saw Jason Morbids segment there.
Ayster, now stood vertical in the one spot seems unbemused.
First things first, I don’t care who you are but you do not walk into the room of The Ayster when he is in the bathroom, I could have been naked or anything in there and well had you not been careful I could have poked your eye out!
Rits expression suggests that Ayster was not far wrong in that elaborate statement made.
Secondly, yes I was watching and well quite frankly Rita I find this Morbid guy exactly what his names suggests, he is morbidly freaky. I mean is this guy incapable of coming out to the ring and talking, I mean everytime I see him he is chatting up Robert Sniper and * Ayster laughs* Robert Sniper, did you see me last week Rita? I kicked his ass good and proper, he won’t mess with The Ayster again! And yeah this Morbid freak. I will give him credit, he goes to alot of effort, setting an alarm to go off, laying naked in his bed, sitting on it in nothing but his boxers I mean seriously what the hell? Who is this guy? Notice how he was waking up alone though I guess his male buddy has slipped out during the night and no not the condom! But he must have to go elsewhere to get satisfied!
Rita is clearly amused but is trying to maintain some sort of professionalism as she holds the microphone intently.
Jason Morbid, what you need to realise is people do not want to see you getting up in the morning, putting on your clothes, looking at your phone, whatever the hell you were doing, its just plain weird. I mean seriously! Get a life man! I did like what you said though, it was amusing to me it really was, the fact that anyone does not know who The Ayster is, well, it is just laughable! The Ayster is a phenomenon, a global superstar, Tiger Woods? Who is he? David Beckham? Never heard of him. Floyd Mayweather? Ha, hes getting his ass whopped by Hatton. Everyone knows who The Ayster is, he is the former well actually current PCW champion, its complicated, he took that company to new heights, he has given many women great delights and if your not careful, I will dish out last rites! Enough of the rhymes, I’m sorry, Ayster likes to do that from time to time.
Rita: Yeah, I noticed..
The fact of the matter is this Jason, because just in case you had forgotten let The Ayster refresh your memory. Last week, on Underground Attitude, The Ayster, he made a statement! You see, Aysters not come here to simply make up the numbers, I am here to bring up the ratings, a record high I might add for my debut last week. I am here to win gold and I want that Universal title but The Ayster he is smart, I know to get there I need to take out the competition until there is no-one left but one and thats The Ayster!
Rita: Well Ayster, we all know how big a superstar you are but this Jason is 19 years old and he is eager and willing to make it to the very top and do you think that perhaps you may be the perfect stepping stone for Jason Morbid to make it to the top?
A stepping stone? Well true if you compete with The Ayster then your stock automatically rises but no-one takes advantage of The Ayster. Last week I slapped the taste right out of Morbids mouth, he got a cheap shot in on me but then I was all over him and though it wasn’t seen by the camera as we battled up the crowd but I destroyed him back there and I will do it again this week! You know ever since the match was announced, The Ayster has been thinking, just what match can he come up with to beat Morbid with again come Payback? And you know what Morbid? The Ayster came up with the perfect match but I won’t spoil the surprise for you, you will find that out when you are broken on the mat after I pin your ass 1.....2.....3!!
Ayster now begins to walk away from Rita, who seems confused as to whether thats her cue to leave or not. Ayster heads over to the oak made cupboard and slowly pulls out two glasses, the clattering of the glass sounding out amongst the silence of the room. Ayster proceeds to take out a bottle of tequila and Ritas face is etched with perplexion as to what The Ayster is doing. He pours about a quarter up the glass with the tequila and proceeds to do the same in the other.
Here Rita, you loved this stuff in Vegas.
Rita: You know I can’t drink on the job
Ha, your rat assed every night of the week! Come on, don’t be a wimp, just down it.
Rita, with a point to prove, takes the glass, raising it cautiously to her mouth, she takes a sniff and looks at Ayster who smiles at her and signals with his hands a downing motion. Rita lowers the glass, before in a swift motion downs the tequila.
Thats my Rita right there, you take a breather there after all your hard work tonight.
Rita places herself on the leather sofa and Ayster shakes his head in amusement before a serious expression etches onto his face.
Jason Morbid, this may be all fun and games but when you step into the ring with The Ayster, there will be no laughter, only tears of pain and seeps of blood from your broken body. You don’t need to research me Morbid, I am quite cut and dry, I step in the ring, I kick your ass and I walk out of the ring again. You see, The Ayster is here to go to the top of this business once again and a puny 19 year old is not going to stand in my way. So you can do all the little weird freaky naked little segments that you want. And the next time your alarm rings, have a look at it and get used to it as that is the sound that will be ringing in your ear when The Ayster knocks your block off and then you can be certain of what time it is.................It’s AYSTER TIME!!!!!!
Ayster lifts up the glass and knocks back the tequila and the camera zooms out as the door closes within the room of The Ayster as XVI cuts to commercial.