Post by The Ayster on Dec 30, 2007 13:35:28 GMT -5
The scene opens outside a Miami bar and the camera zooms in on a forlorn figure laid out by the door.
Rita Skeeter stands by the camera
Hi, I'm Rita Skeeter, I have been told to find The Ayster and I guess I just have...
Rita approaches what is assumed to be Ayster laying by the door. Cautiously she shakes Ayster with her boot and an annoyed grunt sounds out. Rita annoyed at this proceeds to boot Ayster in the stomach and in a knee jerk reaction Ayster pulls Rita to the ground and would have smacked her in the face if it was not for her own quick reactions. Subsequently, Ayster lets out a slight shriek of pain as his fist rammed the ground and he raises his knuckles to his weary eyes, blood dripping every second.
Rita, is that you?
Yes Ayster, you almost decapacitated me!
Oh, Rita baby, I'm sorry, I thought someone kicked me in the gut
Rita looks quite worried and sheepishly replies
Don't be so stupid Ayster and why on earth are you laid out by this bar?
I'm...What the...get that camera out of my face, I'm not like those other guys that need to do the whole storytelling thing here, this is wrestling. Never mind, the fact of the matter is this Rita. The Ayster was in the bar, having a good time, surrounded by woman, I mean they were fine, ladies to the left, ladies to the right, parties going down and erections going up....Resurrections that is, celebrating the resurrection of Christ
Ayster, Christmas is the birth not the resurrection..
Look, whatever Rita. Anyways, The Ayster was having a good time and then some inbred came up to me and started putting me down, he was slabbering Rita, putting down The Ayster for being a wrestler, he called me a pussy so naturally The Ayster had to show him just what being a wrestler was all about. I kicked his sorry ass all over the bar but was then viciously attacked from behind with a snooker cue but I fought back and was just about to take out the trash and then its black and next thing I know I see your fine fine ass approaching.
Oh, why thank you but um you do realise this will be airing on TV and thats not exactly the best look for you there.
The Ayster looks just fine Rita, The Ayster always looks fine, I'm a perfect ten Rita, I'm....Busted clean open!!
Ayster happens to catch his appearance in the bar window and sees the top of his head covered in blood.
Oh my God, are you alright?
Ayster looks at the blood in his hands and suddenly puts it in his mouth and begins to smile.
Sweet Ketchup, can't beat it in the morning!
Ayster turns to the camera
This is the difference between I and everyone else in XVI. The Ayster doesn't get invovled in bar fights, you really think someone could lay out The Ayster? Well I had a few drinks.. The Ayster is above the common people, Ayster has made a statement here, an odd one yes but the fact is, I was screwed last week, tied up in the ropes, taking out the competition was what it was, I had that match won! But never worry, Ayster will get his opportunity you can bank on that and when I do and when I win the title, XVI will never be the same again, ratings have already risen to record levels and by God I daren't think recorders would burst with the amount of TVs tuning in. It will be people like in this bar that will envy The Ayster, that do envy The Ayster, everyone is jealous of me! I don't blame you, I would be too of me. This portrayed scene you watch will be the scene you see every time The Ayster finishes a match but the blood will be that of my opponent and rest assured whoever faces The Ayster next will get the ass handed to them on a plate because.....................IT'S AYSTER TIME!!.........My house is just round the corner here Rita
Rita Skeeter stands by the camera
Hi, I'm Rita Skeeter, I have been told to find The Ayster and I guess I just have...
Rita approaches what is assumed to be Ayster laying by the door. Cautiously she shakes Ayster with her boot and an annoyed grunt sounds out. Rita annoyed at this proceeds to boot Ayster in the stomach and in a knee jerk reaction Ayster pulls Rita to the ground and would have smacked her in the face if it was not for her own quick reactions. Subsequently, Ayster lets out a slight shriek of pain as his fist rammed the ground and he raises his knuckles to his weary eyes, blood dripping every second.
Rita, is that you?
Yes Ayster, you almost decapacitated me!
Oh, Rita baby, I'm sorry, I thought someone kicked me in the gut
Rita looks quite worried and sheepishly replies
Don't be so stupid Ayster and why on earth are you laid out by this bar?
I'm...What the...get that camera out of my face, I'm not like those other guys that need to do the whole storytelling thing here, this is wrestling. Never mind, the fact of the matter is this Rita. The Ayster was in the bar, having a good time, surrounded by woman, I mean they were fine, ladies to the left, ladies to the right, parties going down and erections going up....Resurrections that is, celebrating the resurrection of Christ
Ayster, Christmas is the birth not the resurrection..
Look, whatever Rita. Anyways, The Ayster was having a good time and then some inbred came up to me and started putting me down, he was slabbering Rita, putting down The Ayster for being a wrestler, he called me a pussy so naturally The Ayster had to show him just what being a wrestler was all about. I kicked his sorry ass all over the bar but was then viciously attacked from behind with a snooker cue but I fought back and was just about to take out the trash and then its black and next thing I know I see your fine fine ass approaching.
Oh, why thank you but um you do realise this will be airing on TV and thats not exactly the best look for you there.
The Ayster looks just fine Rita, The Ayster always looks fine, I'm a perfect ten Rita, I'm....Busted clean open!!
Ayster happens to catch his appearance in the bar window and sees the top of his head covered in blood.
Oh my God, are you alright?
Ayster looks at the blood in his hands and suddenly puts it in his mouth and begins to smile.
Sweet Ketchup, can't beat it in the morning!
Ayster turns to the camera
This is the difference between I and everyone else in XVI. The Ayster doesn't get invovled in bar fights, you really think someone could lay out The Ayster? Well I had a few drinks.. The Ayster is above the common people, Ayster has made a statement here, an odd one yes but the fact is, I was screwed last week, tied up in the ropes, taking out the competition was what it was, I had that match won! But never worry, Ayster will get his opportunity you can bank on that and when I do and when I win the title, XVI will never be the same again, ratings have already risen to record levels and by God I daren't think recorders would burst with the amount of TVs tuning in. It will be people like in this bar that will envy The Ayster, that do envy The Ayster, everyone is jealous of me! I don't blame you, I would be too of me. This portrayed scene you watch will be the scene you see every time The Ayster finishes a match but the blood will be that of my opponent and rest assured whoever faces The Ayster next will get the ass handed to them on a plate because.....................IT'S AYSTER TIME!!.........My house is just round the corner here Rita